BREAKING NEWS: Al Gore seemingly unglued, informs ‘stunned’ Davos crowd of terrible atmospheric rivers and fucking climate rain bombs falling on our heads, while the oceans rise and drowns us all in dirty salty micro-plastic filled water.

...yes the oceans are boiling and the sky is falling, and chickens are coming home to roost. Turning in the last of my saved up booze bottles and beer cans, empty milk containers and water bottles with pennies to spare, I was able to book a cheap flight to Davos and take in some of Davos 2023.