As ‘Dark Winter’ approaches…disobedience and Banana cream pie throwing is rising in popularity.

In an unspoken and unreported phenomenon that is rising across the planet is, banana cream pies as a vocal instrument of choice. Words into art you might say, are being used as weapons against the powers that be…yes that’s right. Pie chuckers are rising in great numbers, food fighting their way through this…this pandemic. And the point of it all is that no one is reporting this silent epidemic. This disaster has caused so much havoc that pie makers have had too up the numbers of shifts in making pies to service the demand for cream pies. This reporter spoke to one pie shop that is mailing some 300 pies a day to addresses all over the world, only to find that their most popular cream pie, the banana cream pie (BCP) is being used by run-past chuckers, that’s right! They run by some pol or authority figure and place the pie in the face of the victim, so as to smoosh the creamy contents at less half way up the nose of the victim...