“The 6% Solution: Or, how I was an COPD with nephropathy, dying of heart disease and got a nasty flu.”

Dow Inc slashes its workforce by 6%. Zoom shares dropped 6% as Facebook ups its game. Seems COVID-1984 has created some opportunity. Vox Media lays off 6% of its staff, and Amazon is selling a 6% skin bleaching cream, of all things. Why do people bleach their skin? It doesn't make sense. Psychology Today reports that..."About 6% of the U.S. population can be said to have compulsive buying behavior with 80% of compulsive buyers being women.".  I told my wife this and she said your a blanking blank liar; your gay, and Irish and my family doesn't like you...and that's fake news, and if you repeat it again, I'll spit in your coffee every time I make it from now on..."